lunes, 13 de abril de 2009

El perrito, la pantera y el mono.// Moda Tirotera: ¿Cómo vestirse para conquistar?.// Justicia!!!.

El perrito, la pantera y el mono.


Un señor va de cacería al África y se lleva a su perrito para no sentirse solo en ese lugar. Un día ya, en la expedición, el perrito, correteando tras unas mariposas se aleja del grupo, se extravía y comienza a vagar solo porla selva. En eso que ve a lo lejos que viene una pantera enorme a toda carrera. Al ver que la pantera se lo va a devorar, piensa rápido qué hacer..Viendo un montón de huesos de un animal muerto, empieza a mordisquearlos. Entonces, cuando la pantera está a punto de atacarlo,El perrito dice:
- ¡ Ah!, ¡qué rica pantera me acabo de comer!!.
La pantera lo alcanza a escuchar y frenando en seco, gira y sale despavorida pensando:
¡Quien sabe qué animal será ese, no me vaya a comer a mí también!.
Un mono que andaba trepado en un árbol cercano y que había visto y oído la escena sale corriendo tras la pantera para contarle cómo la engañó el perrito:
- Cómo serás de estúpida. Esos huesos ya estaban ahí, además es un simple perro.
El perrito alcanza a darse cuenta de la putada que le hace el mono.
Después que el mono le contó a la pantera la historia de lo que vio, ésta última muy brava le dice al mono:
- ¡Súbete a mi espalda, vamos donde ese perro a ver quién se come a quién!.
Y salen corriendo a buscar al perrito. El perrito ve a lo lejos que viene nuevamente la pantera, y esta vez con el mono chismoso.
- ¿¿Y ahora qué hago??, piensa. todo asustado el perrito.
Entonces, en vez de salir corriendo, se queda sentado dándoles la espalda como si no los hubiera visto, y en cuanto la pantera está apunto de atacarlo de nuevo, el perrito dice:
- ¡Este mono hijo de puta!, hace como media hora que lo mandé a traerme otra pantera y todavía no aparece!
MORALEJA: " EN MOMENTOS DE CRISIS, SÓLO LA IMAGINACIÓN ES MAS IMPORTANTE QUE EL CONOCIMIENTO.
Procura ser imaginativo como el perro, evita ser estúpido como la pantera, pero nunca seas tan hijo de puta como el MONO.Moda Tirotera: ¿Cómo vestirse para conquistar?.
Existen muchos vicios de la moda en los hombres y las mujeres. Hoy vamos a comenzar viendo solamente algunos de ellos.
El botón de la camisa
Muchos hombres cometen el error de prenderse el último botón de la camisa y casi acogotarse para aparecer más aliñados.
Deje respirar su cuello, no se autoasfixie con el botón de la camisa, ni se ahorque con la corbata.
Abra el último botón de la camisa como de casualidad para que se vea un poco de la base del cuello. Tampoco caiga en el extremo de cantante tropical de utilizar tanto escote como para que se le vea el vello púbico por la camisa.
El tiro bajo
A no ser que usted sea un adolescente menor a quince años; un rapero/hiphoper/reggaetonero de amplia trayectoria; o acabe de perder diez kilos en una sola tarde, no tiene ningún justificativo para utilizar los pantalones por debajo de la cintura.
El tiro alto
La máxima señal de envejecimiento masculino es la altura a la que se utilizan los pantalones. Mientras los jovencitos quinceañeros los tienen a la altura de las rodillas, a medida que el hombre envejece tiende a ir subiendo la cintura del pantalón hasta llegar a la impresentable versión del pantalón de vestir strapless.
Peor aún es cuando el cinto, por encima de la panza se ajusta demasiado para que no se patine el pantalón y queda con un pinzado extra que parece más bien un velador hecho en la clase de manualidades de la escuela primaria por un niño de seis años que no se dedicará a la escultura que a un pantalón como Dios manda.
Si se acompaña con tiradores es aún peor.
Las medias blancas
A menos que usted sea Michael Jackson en 1989, un tenista que disputa Wimbledon o juega de marcador central para el Real Madrid no tiene ninguna excusa para utilizar medias blancas. Aléjese de ellas.
El combo del dominado
Uno se da cuenta que alguien está en pareja y totalmente dominado sólo con verlo desde el momento en que lo ves con la siguiente combinación:
Bermuda sport de vestir beige, remera Lacoste o similar cuello polo verde o azul, zapatos náuticos y medias.
Si estás vistiéndote así, querido amigo, deberás pasar por un proceso de rehabilitación social y vestuarística.
Las medias y la desnudez
Existe un orden natural en que uno debe desnudarse antes de tener sexo. Por lo general sale primero la remera o camisa; obviamente los zapatos deben salir antes que cualquier cosa de abajo para evitar el pingüino, pero…
es clave el orden que sigue. Hay una pequeña ventana de oportunidad entre sacarse los zapatos y el pantalón, debido a la calentura, que hay que aprovechar para sacarse ambas medias, sin poner en riesgo el futuro de la encamada.
Si se deja pasar esa oportunidad, se perderá la posibilidad de tener buen sexo: Usted será un hombre desnudo y con medias (si son blancas peor aún). Ninguna mujer que se respete permitiría que un hombre desnudo y con medias le toque un pelo. Y si lo hace… usted debe preguntarse por qué.
Bien queridas y queridos amigos, espero que les sea de utilidad, o al menos para evitar los errores principales de vestuario.
Espero sus comentarios.
Justicia!!!.
Al Fin se hizo justicia...llego el capitulo esperado...El Coyote se come al correcaminos, a continuacion les dejo el video para lo que todavia no lo vieron. Ahora solo falta que Silvestre se coma a Tweety.!!



Disco Retro.
Hoy le dedicamos este espacio a un grupo español de música pop activo entre 1981 y 1992, periodo al que hay que sumar una fugaz reaparición en 1998, tras seis años de silencio; una reaparición que duró apenas ocho meses a partir de la edición de un doble disco recopilatorio que incluía siete nuevos temas grabados para la ocasión.
Como digo siempre si no conocen al grupo, vean el video y escuchen que seguro algun dia lo llegaron a escuchar.
El Disco Retro de hoy es para Mecano.



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81 comentarios:

Luna dijo...

No hay peor espectáculo que un hombre desnudo (o semi) y con medias.
Falta la versión femenina de moda para conquistar.

Besos

Raul A. M. dijo...

Ese perro parece zorro... notable chiste y notable moraleja.
y muchas gracias por el video.. siempre desee ver un final así, ahora solo falta el bastardo de tweety. Como lo detesto.
Gracias por el compendio de moda, pero creo que soy un tipo sin remedio.
Saludos

Silvia_D dijo...

Jjajajaja, de dónde sacas estos chistes tan buenos, Dani? son geniales.

Ahora, sólo escribo aquí, niño : http://paseandoporterra2.blogspot.com/

Besazoss

MATANUSKA dijo...

ajajajaja genial !!! la inteligencia y la habilidad a veces nos pueden salvar de situacion comprometidas o simplemente de situaciones.

besos amigo

ya volvi de vacaciones

MonikaMDQ dijo...

"a medida que el hombre envejece tiende a ir subiendo la cintura del pantalón hasta llegar a la impresentable versión del pantalón de vestir strapless" Jajajaj totaaaaaaaaaaaalmente!!! jojojo como me rio cuando voy por la calle que mala soy!!

El video del correcaminos es genial, aunque sea trucho o a pedido XD

te dejo un besote grande amigo, ando a mil por hora pero vine igual obvio!! saludame a Jesi Cirio cuando la veas :P

Brisa de Amor dijo...

Hola Dani!

Como me hiciste reir con tu comentario en mi blog, pense que bien me vendria una tostadoraaaaaaaa! jajajaja sera una tostadora de juguete? jajajaja

Muy buenos tus chistes como siempre un genio que me regala mil sonrisas!

muchos besos y abrazos de oso

Jorge Luis Freire dijo...

jajaja
ese capítulo del correcaminos no es oficial. no puede serlo.
pero que bueno que exista. el mundo es un poco mejor ahora.

Jorgelina dijo...

Pobre correcaminos, paso a mejor mundo...era hora no?jajaja!!
Lindo fin de semana.

Paul!ta dijo...

Me encanta Prison Break antes lo miraba, pero ahora le perdí el horario.
Jaja, la rompió ese perro!!
Pahh si, el mejor ejemplo de un tipo que encara es George! Está re viejo, pero pahh, está salado..

Noooo ahora el correcaminos y no tiene sentidoo!!
Voy a subir hasta el cuarto piso de mi edificio (sí es lo más alto que puedo subir, solo son 4 pisos) y me voy a tirar de cabeza!

Besos

Σ=o) Pau dijo...

Hola Dani, esta semana ha sido muy difícil ir a ver a mis amigos, por esta vez y solo por esta vez, jejeje te dejo un abrazo ronroneado y muchos beso, prometo venir de nuevo y leerla con calma si? así que tendré doble tarea cuando venga :)

Feliz Domingo!
un besote ronroneado ^_^

Luis Alejandro Bello Langer dijo...

Está claro de que, en momentos apremiantes, suelen ocurrir las mejores ideas.

De moda...a ver, no me abrocho el botón del cuello de la camisa salvo para cuando tengo que ponerme corbata. He tenido algunos problemas con el ajuste de los pantalones...pero así como están las tendencias ahora, pasa desapercibido. Lo de las medias es cuento aparte...y si las uso, es en casos de extrema emergencia.

Punto aparte para lo del Coyote y el Correcaminos: de partida, se nota que son escenas montadas (Chuck Jones jamás hubiese usado Carmina Burana para ambientar un cartoon) y ese letrero del final, quizás en qué idioma esté escrito. Se ha dicho, incluso, que habría sido el encargo de un millonario japonés...pero los hechos están y esta polémica no es primera vez que sale a la luz (pasó que con YouTube tuvo más rebote).

Habiendo mejores temas de Mecano...¿por qué pusiste Boda en Londres? En su comienzo me atraían los temas más moviditos, pero hay una profundidad en los lentos que conmueve. Saludos afectuosos, de corazón.

La Gata Coqueta dijo...

La sociología del perro ya la he usado muchas veces y da un resultado de miedo... cuando uno esta en apuros se agudiza el ingenio que no te puedes dar ni idea.

Y no una sola vez me v i en apuros fueron varias y hasta ahora he salido airosa.

Un abrazo para ti y...

¡¡Feliz semana para todos!!

Paolita dijo...

hola paso saludando :)

Alita dijo...

Me encanto el "como vestirse para conquistar"

ajajjajajajaa

Siempre genial vos nenis!!

Besotote grrrrrande!
Mua!

Alita

Silvia_D dijo...

Mil besos mil
mil pétalos...

Feliz día

Julieta Urbana dijo...

Hola Dany, me gustó tu guía de vestuario. Está muy útil, jajaja.

Saludos.

Σ=o) Pau dijo...

Hola Dani, el chiste del perrito es muy bueno jajajjajaa... la moraleja me la guardo y tu debes haberte reido mucho porque era un canino^^
Sin duda que me quedo con George Clonney que con el esperpento jajaja :D
El video del coyote es un truco pero luego de tantos años da gusto ver su venganza jajajaja :D .... que se coma a tweety :O que malulin eres jaja.

Mecano me fascina, en un karaoke son mis favoritas :)

Espero que no estes con mucho trabajo esta semana estuve igual, pero, lo prometido es deuda :) así que ahora espero yo tu nuevo post ^_^

un abrazo enorme y ronroneado junto con muchos besos^^

jb dijo...

jjajajajajajaajajaja
Muy bueno! muy buenos consejos!
Una amiga me enseñó a no estrangularme con el cinturón en cuanto a lo d elas medias tuve ocasión de darme cuenta isn que me vieran porque es verdaderamente patetico.
El corto del coyote lo había visot pero igual merece la difusión: justicia!

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