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Aprovechando la ausencia de su esposa e hijos que pasan un fin de semana en la playa, Don Luis se encuentra insistiéndole a la nueva y muy bonita sirvienta, que le abra la puerta de su dormitorio.
- Anda, María, abre la puerta que no te va a pasar nada malo. Sólo vamos a gozar mucho.
- No, siñor, tese quieto !.
- Mira, María, si abres te aumento el sueldo...
- ¿ Y, luego quí li dicimos a la patrona ?
- Pues nada, ella no tiene porque enterarse de nada.
- Ta bueno, patrón, pero pase por dibajo di la puerta su cirtificado de que no tienes SIDA.
Don Luis recuerda el chequeo médico que se acaba de practicar y le pasa hasta su acta de nacimiento, ante lo cual la sirvienta por fin cede y Don Luis se da el gustazo.
Al rato ya calmado y disfrutando de un buen tabaco, le dice Don Luis a la sirvienta:
-¡ Caramba, María, no sabes leer ni escribir, pero, que bien estas enterada de las cuestiones de salud ja ja ja!
- Si, patroncito, yo seré disnorante, muy disnorante, rete disnorante, pero esto del Sida no me lo pegan dos veces! Posicionamientos de un Blogger.
Los 5 niveles de un bloggero
Concretamente, de los cinco niveles posibles en que se puede encontrar nuestro blog.
Este pequeño test, nos servirá a los principiantes, como yo. Para hacernos una idea de en que nivel nos encontramos como bloggers, o cual es el nivel de aceptacion que tiene nuestro blog, en la blogosfera.
La verdad es que viendo la diferencia de resultados que ofrecen las diferentes Stat, de que dispongo, o incluso el propio Google Analityc, me crean una sensación de duda y credibilidad, que no ayudan en nada. Y la mayor parte de las veces terminas prestando mas atención al numero de comentarios que recibes, o incluso, te pasas todo el día comprobando tus enlaces.
Creo que estos cinco niveles miden de una manera muy sencilla e informal el posicionamiento “emocional” de tu Blog.
1-Solo tus amigos escriben comentarios: Acéptalo, eres un don nadie. Además en la mayoría de casos lo hacen arrastrados por un sentimiento de compasión. El cual es inversamente proporcional al que tu tienes por tu blog. !!!baja a la tierra¡¡¡
2-La visita de los Robots: Tu blog empieza a recibir comentarios escritos por robots propagadores de SPAM. (al menos ya recibes comentarios) Eso significa que ya tienes enlaces entrantes con lo que los spiders ya pueden encontrarte. Estas empezando a ser conocido. Lastima de que sean mala compañía.
3-El ataque de esos malditos trolls: En tu blog empieza a llenarse de comentarios insultantes perpetrados por idiotas que apenas saben escribir. Eso significa que estas bien posicionado en Google. Definitivamente, eres alguien en la blogosfera. No caigas en la provocacion, un Troll es….
4-Los bloggers hablan de ti: ¡¡Felicidades, has triunfado!!. (que hablen bien o mal no importa, lo importante es que lo hagan de uno) Ya estas entre los grandes; como de grande seas depende de quienes son los que hablen de ti. Recuerda esta máxima: La talla de un hombre se mide por la categoría de sus enemigos.
5-Un artículo hablando mal de ti llega a portada en Meneame: Has alcanzado el Olimpo. Formas parte de una élite a la que solo unos pocos elegidos pueden llegar. Bueno ya te puedes morir tranquilo, o mejor aun directamente pegate un tiro, cosa que te servira para que alcances la consagración definitiva y te conviertas en un ídolo popular.
En mi caso, "Amos de la Justicia" no se bien en que nivel se encuantra...quizas es un mísero blog de nivel uno (buuuuuaaaaaa). Y el ustedes? ¿En que nivel lo situarian?
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Conocen el Nintendo Wiii?...bueno es que dentro de unos años, todo será realidad virtual.
Disco Retro.
Hoy le dedicamos este espacio a un cantante que nació en Plaisance, Guyana el 5 de marzo, 1948.
Creció escuchando estilos de música indocaribeños. Cuando tenía 12 años, en el 1960, su familia emigró a Londres. Ahí, empezó a escuchar otro tipo de música como el rock, el R&B o el blues. Escuchen el tema...por ahi recuerdan mas la musica que el cantante.
El Disco Retro de hoy es para Eddy Grant.


56 comentarios:

Paul!ta dijo...

Bueno el chiste jaja.
Pah, luego con eso de los niveles de blog. No sé si estaba preparada para enfrentarme a la cruda realidad, que en realidad ya conocía, pero nunca lo había leído en otro blog.

Me gusta esa idea del nuevo wii, por diversas razones que ni mencionaré.
Se me han ocurrido millones de ideas!

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jajaja exelente el chiste y todo el post, como siempreeeee, los niveles del blogger me encantó, sobre todo---> El ataque de esos malditos trolls!! hoy tuve unos cuantos trolls insultandome y los borré de un plumazo!! jajaja

que tengas bonita semana Dani! voy a escuchar el retro, se está cargando :D

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Unknown dijo...

Hola Dani!!!! :D
la sirvienta disnorante? jajajja muy bueno :)

Mira no sé en que nivel estaré pero en cuanto a ti cuando se trata de sonrisas eres el primero y el mejor pues siempre te encargas de que mi día comienze fenomenal! ^_^

A mi nunca me gustó tejer y creo que ni compraría el juego de los palillos jaja que moderna la abuelita siii jjaja :D
Tienes razón encuanto al disco retro por el nombre creí que no lo conocía pero cuando lo oí ahhh típicas fiestas de verano :) y como siempre la segunda canción que pones me encanta!!!! y más encima tiene de icono la mujer rubia ^_^

Que tengas una linda semana y a soportar el calor wuaj! :D
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Como me gusta este blog...
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Pero con lo de Repeto, te desubicaste...


Igual te lo perdono por el disco retro... el tema me mato de risa.. jajajajjajaja... capaz q no era para reirse.. pero el tipo cantando tipo uga chaca me dio risita.

No se q tipo es mi bloger... creo q te faltaron categorias.


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La Gata Coqueta dijo...

Estaba sab0reando las mieles del triunfo y le vídeo que ni de coña...

Estaba toda sidosa por agudo, el era de la época de no ponerse el capuchón total como era tonta...

Y él imbécil!!!

Bueno ahora no voy a decir que has puesto un vídeo muy grato.

Si no lo siguiente, tienes muy buen gusto para la música y punto.

Lo tenia olvidada esta pieza me había llenado muchisimo en su día y al volver escucharla.... recuerdos que nunca sobran.

Voy a investigar para hacerme con ella y revisar su trayectoria musical a ver si saco algo de Eddy Grant más, para tenerlas cerca de mi, osea en una carpeta en el PC. como especiales porque ya pasan de 2000, el último regalo fueron 365 piezas de hace años nacionales y extranjeras.

Un beso y cuidese y no haga locuras esta semana, que sólo lo hagan los chismosos que sacas al fresco, para que se aireen un poquito.

Anónimo dijo...

Pobre Don Luis...fue por lana y, al final, igual va a quedar trasquilado si es que la ruleta rusa le juega en contra.

No hay que creer en los números de modo automático...si hasta las encuestas tienen margen de error; es por eso que recurro a un conteo mediante Planilla Excel. Dentro de los cinco niveles que planteas, estoy en el Cuarto...porque hubo un tiempo en que fui piedra en el zapato para el llamado stablishment de la Blogósfera chilena.

Eso del Nintendo Wii...quizás sea cosa de práctica, pero no podría acostumbrarme a mover la mano para jugar un video (por muy reflejo que sea). Buen Disco Retro...si gustas, puedes proponerlo en El Museo del One Hit Wonder (claramente me sonaba más por la música).

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